Thursday, July 31, 2008

Toe in the Road

Alright, I told some of you this story over the phone yesterday. But here's the story for everyone else. I'm driving home trying to get there before it gets too late b/c we're having friends over for dinner and I had to help clean up and all that good stuff. Well I'm driving right on this guy's tail and have been on his tail for a while. I wouldn't have driven this way if he at least went the speed limit but since he was going so slow I couldn't help myself. Due to driving so close to him i was unable to swurve out of the way of an ice cooler that the car in front of me barely missed. Since I didn't swurve the cooler became stuck underneath the car and I ended up dragging it until I pulled over. It takes a bit but I'm able to yank it out from under the car and then I open a human toe packed in ice!! It was absolutely disgusting!!!! The gross thing was, I couldn't quite tell what it was so I opened up the zip lock bag that it was in and touched it. By that point I figured it out!!! But it was too late, I had touched a human toe that someone was probably taking to the hosptial or something????!!!!! Anyway, that was my crazy story for yesterday!!!! I took a picture of it on my phone but Jess told me not to post it.

16 comments:

Hunkey Dorey Down South said...

Is that TRUE????
wren

Andrea said...

OHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOSH! You are a magnet for hilarious things!

Nick said...

Yes!!!! Very true!!! Took me forever to know what to do with it!!

Bethanne said...

Omigosh, I would DIE! What did you do with it? I mean, is someone missing their body part now...waiting at the hospital? Yikes.

Jessica said...

That is utterly disgusting. I'm not sure I can buy the story without the picture. What did you do with it anyway?

Laura said...

well i can't believe that you actually opened the bag to see what it was! The whole thing is disgusting - but kind of funny! :)

Nick said...

At first I was thinking about calling the cops or maybe the hospital that was up the street from me but I ended up just calling the "toe" truck!!!

Benson Fam said...

I've heard that piece of crap story before- bologney!! But you missed the punch line about the the "toe" truck. You are a really good liar- I mean story teller:)...

Nick said...

ok benson fam....good thing i posted the punch line before you ruined the joke!!!!! you got to read just a bit more and you'll see the punch line!

John said...

I wanted to give the punch line to that joke so bad, but Angie told me not to spoil your fun. I remember falling for that joke some time back. Good job Nick, that was another good one!!!

Pittman Four said...

Now Nick, I believe this happened to you a few years ago, and then a few years before that....

Hunkey Dorey Down South said...

I've never heard that story so it's a first for me!!!
Wren

Nick said...

Actually, it happened to Wade first! And then it's happened to me at least a dozen times since. I need to find a new joke!! But this is such a good one!

Jessica said...

Dork.

Nick said...

Just wanted to throw in another comment so jess doesn't get more than me!!!

Laura said...

well i figured it was a joke but i guess i'll give it to you. It was pretty funny!